- Person: I hate musicals
- Person: They're so gay
- Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Naw I’m fat. I gasp as much as I need to. What do I look like dying cuz I was trying to look cute by not breathing?
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 25 and younger than 40.